2 jokes from a friend. Thanks Fred
COOK OUT SEASON will soon be here [again].
Here are the BBQ ROUTINES that you may/maynot have forgotten over the Winter months:
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Here are the BBQ ROUTINES that you may/maynot have forgotten over the Winter months:
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BBQ Routines
After 6 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ Season.
Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary
cooking utensils and condiments and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the
grill -- beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, condiments and
brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
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Subject: Grandma Doesn't Know Everything
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"
I know we all have heard this one before. That's called make sure they want to know what you think they do! Like where was I born? And tell them the birds and bees story when all they want is what state they were born in like Brooklyn, NY!
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I have to go in search of others...
posted by LadyIrene @ 4/25/2006 12:51:00 AM
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