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Friday, April 20, 2007

Ironic Times

Ironic Times
Ironic Times
NO. 344Expect the IronicAPRIL 16 - 22, 2007

FEATURE
10 Good Things About the Bush Administration

1) Has caused many Americans who don't normally follow public affairs to pay closer attention.

2) We've learned a lot about habeas corpus, including how to spell it.

3) Know more now about the complex interaction between money and politics.

4) Crash course on military science in asymmetrical warfare.

5) Chance to reevaluate the world press, compare and contrast with ours.

6) Fresh look at words like "accountability," "responsibility."

7) Fresh look at phrases like "enemy combatant," "classified information."

8) Extended experiment showing the effect of religious faith on science, government.

9) Test of our system of laws when put under extreme pressure by lawbreakers in the highest levels of all three branches of government.

10) General excitement about the yet-to-be-answered question, "Can we survive a direct assault by our own leaders on our liberties?"
ARCHIVE

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Worth going through. Funny things found.

CHIQUITA ACCUSED OF FUNNELING MILLIONS TO RIGHT-WING TERRORIST GROUP
Makes full confession after two hours in refrigerator.
WORLD NEWS
Mexican President Proposes
Guest Employer Program
Would allow American employers already running sweatshops in Mexico to remain in Mexico after paying small fine.
UK: Blair Blames Wave of London Murders on Black Culture
Particularly modern jazz.
POLITICS
Presidential Hopefuls Eye
Weak GOP Field
Ready to jump in: Harold Stassen.
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Attorney General Gonzales's Family Speaks Out
Wants him to spend more time with them.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Speech Reaffirming Iraq Policy Received Favorably
By Southern Evangelical Christian Veterans Against Evolution, Abortion and Homosexuals.
White House Admits It Lost
Thousands of E-Mails Pertaining to Firing of U.S. Attorneys
Thought it was spam.
REMINDER
We're living in the golden age of Constitutional crises.
Funds for Recruitment Bonuses Now Equal to Funds for Jamming Devices to Disable Roadside Bombs
Cheaper to just buy new soldiers.
Bush Willing to Meet With Dems
But not talk with them.
JOB OPENING

War Czar. Must have military and/or administrative experience, preferably three-star general or above, capable of coordinating troop movements in two war theaters simultaneously while fending off inquiries from Congress. Start immediately.
FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
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ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
PEOPLE
Mexico's Carlos Slim Passes Warren Buffett to Become World's 2nd Richest
Decided by Slim's slightly longer ball of string.
Kissinger Receives Honorary Doctorate
From Ho Chi Minh City College.
MEDIA
Results of DNA Test Finally Ends Long, Tawdry Anna Nicole Saga
Fox News calls for more tests.
Imus Fired From Radio Show for Racist, Insensitive Remarks Will be replaced by Howard Stern.
BUSINESS

Circut City Lays Off 3400 Veteran, Higher-Paid Employees
Salesmen who didn't know difference between CD and DVD replaced by salesmen who don't know difference between minimum wage and job security.

SCIENCE
New Data Indicates Global Warming Even Worse Than Thought
Public urged to panic.
Cellphone Use Could Be Cause of Honeybee Disappearance
Bees spend so much time on phone they've stopped making honey.
Study: Robin Hood Impulse
Part of Human Nature
Below a certain income level.
U.S. Military Funding Flying Saucer Research
Also ray guns, robot armies, giant worms, Death Star.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Most Angioplasties Unneeded
Patients urged to stop asking for them.
Report: Teens in Abstinence
Classes Still Having Sex
Some during class.
MISCELLANEOUS
George Orwell's Former Residence Surrounded by 32 Cameras
Not counting one in his grave to monitor spinning.

posted by LadyIrene @ 4/20/2007 01:40:00 PM

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