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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Another Blogger's humor.

Found again by random surfing. Happens to be on Netscape as I like to find fun stuff that is funny. I think this is a good find! Have fun!
Your Daily Fun Dose "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein ~

Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are some of his quotes which I found funny.

  • “The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
  • “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
  • “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
  • “I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!”
  • "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
  • "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
  • "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
  • “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
  • “I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
  • “Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking”
  • "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
  • "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
  • “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”

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OFFICE MEMO:

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Some Funny Questions With No Answers

Q - Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
Q - If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Q - Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
Q - If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Q - If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Q - Do vampires get AIDS?
Q - Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Q - If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
Q - Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Q - Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Q - If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
Q - How can you hear yourself think?
Q - If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
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Funny Facts (Part 2) Some more funny facts (Remeber they all are true)

  • Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
  • The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
  • The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
  • 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
  • Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
  • Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
  • The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
  • The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot. ( Don't forget Moms )
  • Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
  • The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
  • If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
  • On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over theParliament building is an American flag.
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  • A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

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Crazy Facts

  1. The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
  2. Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
  3. Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
  4. Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
  5. If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
  6. Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
  7. There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
  8. Singapore has only one train station.
  9. The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
  10. The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
  11. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
  12. Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
  13. Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
  14. There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
  15. Blue and white are the most common school colors.
  16. On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
  17. The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
  18. There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.
  19. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
  20. Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
  21. The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.

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