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Friday, November 02, 2007

Mexico's Katrina

Stranded horses stands amongst submerged cars in flooded Villahermosa in Mexico's Gulf coast, Friday, Nov. 2, 2007. Hundreds of thousands of Mexicans fled the flooded region of the swampy Gulf coast Friday. (AP Photo/Marco Ugarte) Hundreds of thousands flee Mexico floods
By ANTONIO VILLEGAS, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 43 minutes ago

Title link is for Blogger who's home is Mexico.


CBC Toronto

Hundreds of Thousands Flee Mexico Floods - 2 hours ago
VILLAHERMOSA, Mexico (AP) — Hundreds of thousands of Mexicans fled a flooded region ... The flood affected more than 900000 people in the state of 2 million

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Mexican army soldiers evacuate residents from flooded areas in the city of in Villahermosa in Mexico's Gulf coast. Hundreds of thousands of Mexicans fled the flooded region of the swampy Gulf coast Friday.
PhotoPhotoPhotoPhotoA man swims in flood waters in Villahermosa in Mexico's Gulf coast. Hundreds of thousands of Mexicans fled a flooded region of the Gulf coast Friday, jumping from rooftops into rescue helicopters, scrambling into boats or swimming out through murky brown water, while Mexico's President Felipe Calderon called it one of Mexico's worst recent natural disasters.

VILLAHERMOSA, Mexico - Hundreds of thousands of Mexicans fled a flooded region of the Gulf coast Friday, jumping from rooftops into rescue helicopters, scrambling into boats or swimming out through murky brown water. President Felipe Calderon called the flooding in Tabasco state one of Mexico's worst recent natural disasters, and pledged to rebuild.

A week of heavy rains caused rivers to overflow, drowning at least 80 percent of the oil-rich state. Much of the state capital, Villahermosa, looked like New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, with water reaching to second-story rooftops and desperate people awaiting rescue.

At least one death was reported and nearly all services, including drinking water and public transportation, were shut down. The flood affected more than 900,000 people in the state of 2 million — their homes flooded, damaged or cut off by high water.

A 10-inch natural gas pipeline sprang a leak after flooding apparently washed away soil underneath it, but it was unclear if other facilities operated by the state-run Petroleos Mexicanos were damaged or if oil production was affected.

Workers tried to protect Villahermosa's famous Olmec statues by placing sandbag collars around their enormous stone heads, and built sandbag walls to hold back the Grijalva River in the state capital.

But the water rose quickly, surprising residents used to annual floods and forcing soldiers to evacuate the historic city center. The dikes failed Thursday night, and water swamped the capital's bus station and open-air market.

Rain gave way to sunshine Friday, but tens of thousands of people were still stranded on rooftops or in the upper floors of their homes. Rescue workers used tractors, helicopters, jet skis and boats to ferry people to safety, while others swam through water infested by poisonous snakes to reach higher ground.

Calderon met with state officials and flew over the affected areas. The extent of the flooding was clear from the sky — Tabasco state seemed like an inland sea with only rooftops and treetops protruding from the water.

"This is not just the worst natural catastrophe in the state's history but, I would venture to say, one of the worst in the recent history of the country," Calderon said Friday during an emergency meeting with state officials in Villahermosa.

The president ordered the armed forces and federal police to maintain order and prevent looting, and asked residents to remain calm. He canceled a trip to Panama, Colombia and Peru.

"Once we have passed the critical stage ... we are going to reconstruct Tabasco, whatever it takes," Calderon said.

Mexicans rallied around the disaster, with people across the country contributing money and supplies. Television stations dedicated entire newscasts to the flooding and morning shows switched from yoga and home improvement to calls for aid. Friday was the Day of the Dead holiday, but banks opened to accept donations for flood victims.

Food and clean drinking water were extremely scarce in Tabasco state, and federal Deputy Health Secretary Mauricio Hernandez warned that there could be outbreaks of cholera and other waterborne diseases.

"With so many people packed together there is a chance that infectious diseases could spread," he said.

Officials tested for 600 suspected cases of cholera, but none was positive, he said. The waterborne sickness, which can be fatal, has not been reported in Mexico for at least six years.

The government also sent 20,000 Hepatitis A vaccinations and were giving booster shots to children to prevent outbreaks, Hernandez said.

Medical care was difficult, however, because at least 50 of the state's hospitals and medical centers were flooded.

Hotels, parking garages and other dry structures were converted into temporary shelters for those forced from their homes.

Guadalupe de la Cruz, a receptionist at the Hotel Calinda Viva Villahermosa, said the hotel's meeting rooms were being used as shelters for employees' families. She said the 240-room hotel was completely booked, mostly by people who had fled their homes.

Many people were headed to nearby cities unaffected by the floods. Highways that weren't covered with water were packed with residents fleeing in cars and on foot. The exodus appeared to be orderly with no reports of violence.

Villahermosa resident Mauricio Hernandez, 27, who is not related to the federal official, paid a taxi to go to Cardenas, 30 miles away. From there, he planned to hop a bus to the port city of Coatzacoalcos.

"We are leaving because we cannot live like this," he said. "We don't have any water, and the shelters are full. Where are we going to go?"

State officials sent 50 buses to a museum in the capital where hundreds of people gathered.

"We wanted to stay in the city but it is no longer possible," said Jorge Rodriguez, 43. "We have lost everything." By ANTONIO VILLEGAS, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 43 minutes ago

Mexico Flood Crisis BBC News

From another Blogger "Today I'm going off my usual subject to raise awareness and ask you for help in assisting the people of Tabasco, Mexico, my home state."

LINKS TO HELP SITES.
The State of Tabasco Official Site has many links to donation sites and account numbers for monetary donations:
http://www.tabasco.gob.mx/

You can also make your contribution directly to the Red Cross of Mexico, their banking account is: Cruz Roja Mexicana I.A.P.Bancomer No. 0147592957
Oficina 0032 DF Palmas
Your contribution is tax-deductible.
For verification, go to the
website of the Red Cross of Mexico.

We are also collecting donations and distributing them to two community shelters that the Muñoz and Caldera and other block families are organizing in one of the last dry areas in Villahermosa, Tabasco.
You can send donations
via Paypal to Root Coffee Here.

Así mismo, estamos haciendo collectas directas para abastecer de víveres a las personas (conocidos y extraños que buscan resguardo) que se han estado alojando en casa de mi familia y en el resto de la cuadra en una de las areas de Villahermosa que todavia no se ha inundado: Calle Antonio Suarez Hernandez, Colonia Reforma, C.P. 86080. Las donaciones se aceptan
via Paypal a Root Coffee Aqui.

Lista de Cuentas para Donativos a Tabasco - Fuente: Presidencia de la República, México.: Read More Details You can find extensive details of on this site which is writen with a personal angle since it is home to this person.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

AMNY Subway Tracker (NY Blog)

Stay up to speed on NYC subway, bus, MTA and other transit issues
On alert. New York City Transit is now alerting straphangers when their line will be disrupted during the week. A new service will send e-mails about scheduled service disruptions and delays
Scary streets Oct. 17. Every so often, the quiet and neurotic worst fears of pedestrians are realized. To wit: Today's incident at the Bank of America tower. Here's a sampling of other troubling cases:

May 18, 2007 — A steam pipe from the former Deutsche Bank building fell through the roof of the firehouse next door, injuring two firefighters.

May 18, 2007 — A woman falls 10 feet through a sidewalk grate and into a transformer vault in Midtown.

July 14, 2005 — An old Gristede's supermarket under demolition at Broadway and 100th Street collapses. The rubble traps five people and injures four.

January 9, 1998 — Bricks fall four stories from construction scaffolding in Brooklyn, critically injuring a 16-year-old girl. This was one of many incidents involving falling masonry that year, including four separate incidents during a 24-hour period — one in which two entire walls crumbled from a building on 42nd St. ~ Kristen V. Brown ~. The agency already sent e-mails about weekend disruptions. [NY1]

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

New Dosage from Your Daily Fun Dose

F.Y.I If you don't see a link back to the bloggers site, it didn't come from there.

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein

How To Handle Irritating Person On A Plane?
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Note : Do it at your own risk :--)) Invite: Can you think of any other way? Share!

10 Ways To Be Annoying
Ever wanted to annoy people around you , here are some useful tips for getting started.

  1. If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
  2. Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you re a spider person.
  3. When attending a movie you ve already seen, yell out: Don t let him in! He s the killer!
  4. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
  5. When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: I hope I fixed it this time.
  6. Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
  7. Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it s full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
  8. Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
  9. While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
  10. Insist that life is one big musical, then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.
How To Be Annoying Online
1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? RTFM").

2. WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!! TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE!

3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.

4. Software and files offered online are often "compressed" so that they won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including one-word e-mail responses like "Thanks."

5. Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHousewivesI," then see how many people download it. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-ons.

6. cc: all your e-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov ) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet.

7. Join a discussion group and tie whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central theme. For instance, if you're in a discussion of gun control, respond to every message with the observation that those genetically superior tomatoes seem to have played an important role. Within days, all discussion of gun control will have ceased as people write you threatening messages and instruct others to ignore you.
*This article first appeared in Spy, July/August 1994.
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Funny Signs in Great Britain
IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
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Actual Country Song Titles - Hilarious
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I m Kissing You Good-bye
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I m Afraid She'd Win
13. I ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I m So Miserable Without You, It s Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer ,There's a Fly On Papa's Head
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

If you know about another such funny song title, please add them!

Funny Church Bulletins
  1. The following are the announcements that actually appeared in various church bulletins around the world. If you think deeply you will see the humor.

    Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

    1. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
    2. There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.
    3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
    4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
    5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
    6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
    7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
    8. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
    9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
    10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come foreward and lay an egg on the alter.
    11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
    12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come foreward and do so.
    13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
    14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
    15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Another Blogger's humor.

Found again by random surfing. Happens to be on Netscape as I like to find fun stuff that is funny. I think this is a good find! Have fun!
Your Daily Fun Dose "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein ~

Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are some of his quotes which I found funny.

  • “The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
  • “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
  • “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
  • “I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!”
  • "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
  • "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
  • "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
  • “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
  • “I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
  • “Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking”
  • "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
  • "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
  • “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”

How Do People React To Office Memo ?

This is what happens when u put up a memo like…

OFFICE MEMO:

Please note that at this year's New year party there will be only one drink per person, please bring your own cup.*
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How To Be Motivated In Office? Worried about low motivational levels of your employees . Try following sure shot way to make them motivated toward work.

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More Funny Pictures

Proof Of Global Warming(Pic)

Evolution Comes A Full Circle

Some Funny Questions With No Answers

Q - Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
Q - If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Q - Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
Q - If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Q - If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Q - Do vampires get AIDS?
Q - Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Q - If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
Q - Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Q - Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Q - If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
Q - How can you hear yourself think?
Q - If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
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Funny Facts (Part 2) Some more funny facts (Remeber they all are true)

  • Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
  • The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
  • The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
  • 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
  • Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
  • Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
  • The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
  • The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot. ( Don't forget Moms )
  • Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
  • The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
  • If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
  • On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over theParliament building is an American flag.
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  • A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

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Crazy Facts

  1. The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
  2. Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
  3. Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
  4. Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
  5. If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
  6. Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
  7. There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
  8. Singapore has only one train station.
  9. The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
  10. The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
  11. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
  12. Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
  13. Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
  14. There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
  15. Blue and white are the most common school colors.
  16. On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
  17. The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
  18. There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.
  19. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
  20. Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
  21. The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.

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