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posted by LadyIrene @ 10/18/2007 05:07:00 PM
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14. Send sympathy cards to everyone you know who claims to be "in love."
13. Set fire to all the greeting card shops you can find.
12. Boycott all cybercard sites.
11. Remind everyone you know who claims to be "in love" that all the Saint Valentines were martyrs.
10. Remind everyone you know who claims to be "in love" that all the Saint Valentines were tortured, abused, persecuted and/or beheaded.
9. Remind everyone you know who claims to be "in love" that the behavior of the Saint Valentines (participating in all that torture and abuse, etc.) indicates sado-masochistic tendencies.
8. If your sappy-eyed friends aren't interested in the history of all the Saint Valentines, drop Al Capone's name.
7. Walk up to couples who are obviously in love, focus on one of them (same sex works best) and exclaim, "I confirmed our reservation at the motel for later tonight" or "I found your underwear under the sofa." Be creative. Use your imagination.
6. Remind everyone you know who claims to be "in love" that Valentine's Day may also have its origins in the Roman festival Lupercalia, a celebration intended to ensure fertility and easy child delivery.
5. Remind everyone you know who claims to be "in love" that "Cupid" rhymes with "Stupid."
4. Play "Love Stinks" over and over on your stereo at full volume. Alternate with tunes like "Love Hurts" and "I Hate Myself for Loving You" if you want some variety.
3. Wear black.
2. Start a petition to have all love songs banned from radio and television.
AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO NOT CELEBRATE V-DAY:
1. On Valentine's Day, go bar-hopping. Steal the date of the sappiest-eyed person in the bar and take your prize to a sleazy, cheap motel for a celebratory one-night stand.
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Labels: adult humor, Not Child Safe
posted by LadyIrene @ 10/11/2007 03:05:00 PM
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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer.
The second man was an accountant.
The third man was a Chemist.
And, The fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.............Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his Cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, s**t on the paper screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so..... filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation...............and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............
AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT
Labels: adult humor
posted by LadyIrene @ 9/25/2007 01:59:00 AM
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My mission in life is to help others be it Animal, Human, or Mother Earth. I do tend to become zealous, and neglect taking care of myself to help others. I recently realized if I don’t I will be replaced in two seconds or they will learn again to do for themselves. Don’t forget to be good to yourselves! Don't let Stress kill you! Find time to do what you love and enjoy! Trying to find balance. Effort for a healthy mind, body, spirit, and home. My spirituality is important to me every day. I enjoy books, movies, music, being a computerholic. I am learning to be a geek but I really am a better surfer. Found the joy of my life again, after being rescued from the Door we all await, called Death. I was thinking for almost a year that I was only here for being in the service of others. Now I am happy again for me. 2007
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